Basement Standard Issue Hoodie
Worn by financial heroes, spreadsheet warriors, and people who definitely read the fine print.
This isn’t just a hoodie. It’s a proclamation. A soft, heavyweight banner that says, “Yes, I know what an amortization schedule is and yes, I’m also here for the snacks.”
With the Stacking Benjamins splash logo displayed front and back like the badge of an underground money movement (headquartered in Joe’s mom’s basement), this premium mid-weight pullover blends style, warmth, and unspoken authority. Ideal for weathering economic storms, awkward holiday budget talks, or just walking your dog like the neighborhood CFO you are.
Built for Stackers who understand that comfort is a form of ROI.
✅ Splash logo front & back—because you’re always repping
✅ Cozy mid-weight fabric, soft enough to make OG say “Whoa”
✅ Kangaroo pocket: fits both your hands and your financial ambitions
✅ Boardroom optional, basement required
May cause strangers to whisper, “They must really have their financial life together.” Let them wonder.
More details
- Midweight fabric (6.5 oz.)
- 80% ringspun cotton, 10% polyester, 10% recycled polyester
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Stacking Benjamins
- Email: stacking-benjamins-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.